Monica: Not a creature was stirring, not even a doll.
Paige: Hey, that doesn't rhyme!
Monica: Well, it's true. I can't wait to get home. I hear RB is getting pretty anxious too.
Paige: We'll be home soon enough. Until then, RB has some preparation to do.
Monica: That's right. He better be ready for us. We dolls have needs after all. He can't keep living like a bachelor anymore.
Paige: So very true. So what's on his list to get ready?
Monica: Well, first things first we need a our own space. We need our privacy too.
Paige: Yeah, I don't think he can expect us to just live in his space like nothing has changed!
Monica: Yep. We come in a crate that can be used for safe storage. So he'll need to make space for it. That way we have our own little place to go when he's gone and where the cats won't use us as chew toys. And we both know he's the only one who can use us as a chew toy.
Paige: Blush Uh, yeah. We wouldn't want the cats to take advantage of us.
Monica: That's right. Grin
Paige: I hope hygiene and good health is on his list too. Our silicon tends to sweat oils just like a person, and our body isn't made to lie around all day.
Monica: Uhm, I think that's the idea, isn't it? He goes to work, we lounge and look pretty?
Paige: No way. We need to be rubbed down with powder to make sure we feel good and stay dry. Our bodies are made a certain way, too. That means a bed cushion to make sure we lay on something soft, and pillows or cushions to prop up our legs to keep our butts from creasing.
Monica: Ooh, now you're talking! RB has to rub us down. I can't wait...
Paige: Yep. Talc will do but I hear that's unhealthy for RB's to breathe. He needs to find Honey Dust. I hear that's organic and just as good for our delicate bodies.
Monica: And we sure as hell don't want out butts to crease! That's worse than cellulite!
Paige: You got that right. We need help to retain our shape. Just because we don't have to work out to stay in shape doesn't mean we don't have to take care of our bodies. Speaking of which, RB is going to need to start working out more.
Monica: What do you mean?
Paige: Well, we're slim and trim but we still weigh quite a bit. We're not exactly made for walking, sis. He has to carry us around if he wants our company outside the bedroom.
Monica: Well, I guess we just need to keep him in the bedroom then... Evil Grin
Paige: Blush Uhm, that's one way. The other is that he could get a rolling chair. We can have him roll us around the house.
Monica: Ooh, that sounds like fun. Wee!
Paige: Hmmm... are we forgetting anything?
Monica: Well, what does a girl want to give her man on a cold winter night?
Paige: Blush Stop that. I'm glowing red already.
Monica: Just like Rudolf. But that's not what I mean. Try warm and cozy snuggling.
Paige: Ah, yeah, that's right. RB may be warm blooded, but we're not.
Monica: Yep. An electric blanket will take care of that.
Paige: That reminds me. What else does a girl want to do for her man?
Monica: Hee hee. Now you're talking.
Paige: Oh geez. Look pretty! We need clothes and makeup.
Monica: Oh my god you're right. How could I forget! I don't know about you, though, but I could never trust a man to shop for clothes for me.
Paige: And he better know I like lip gloss over lipstick any day.
Monica: Well, we'll just have to let him know to wait till we get there. Look over his shoulder and all that. He'll need all the help and personal attention we can give him.
Paige: Hey, I don't think personal attention is going to get him out of the house to buy us clothes.
Monica: Hmmm... You're right. Maybe we should use that as a reward. We need to make sure we train him well.
Paige: So true. Well, I think we better go and make sure there isn't anything we forgot. So have a good night everyone and merry Christmas!
Monica: Merry Christmas everyone! Perhaps Santa should ask Paige to lead his sleigh tonight to make it even better. She blushes so well.