Saturday, December 29, 2007

Shopping Spree!

Monica: I hear RB has been a shopping maniac this week.

Paige: That's right. He's been going all out for us. He got a new pad for the bed, an office chair to wheel us around, and some corn starch powder to rub us down.

Monica: What happened to the Honey Dust? I was looking forward to that. I liked the idea of smelling and tasting sweet.

Paige: You're already pretty sweet, sis. He just couldn't find it, though.

Monica: Oh come on! I know for a fact that Amazon has it.

Paige: Yeah, I told him that too, but you know him. The practical type. Thought he'd give this a try first. It's local and still organic.

Monica: But not quite as sweet. Pout

Paige: Oh, I'm sure there are better ways to show him how sweet you are. You're pretty good at that. 

Monica: I'm not sure how to take that. Brows furrowed

Paige: Don't think too hard, dear, or you might pop your face off. Oh hey, I almost forgot. RB got a new camera!

Monica: Yay! I am so looking forward to taking some sexy pictures with RB!

Paige: Oh, same here. And we'll need to do some shopping too. I think I see Victoria's Secret in our future.

Monica: Hmmm... I think people will find it difficult to believe you're the type who likes lingerie.

Paige: I like it as well as the next girl. Better even.

Monica: I don't know. I think RB might like it better on the floor than on us.

Paige: Blush Well, we'll post a few pics when we can. And we'll leave the rest to our readers' imaginations.

Monica: I don't plan to leave anything to RB's imagination.

Paige: Oh, I bet you're the type that doesn't believe in leaving anything to anyone's imagination.

Monica: Uhm... yeah, I guess.

Paige: Smug Well then, I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Happy New Year everyone!

Monica: Have a good evening! See you all next year!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Making a list, checking it twice

Paige: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...

Monica: Not a creature was stirring, not even a doll.

Paige: Hey, that doesn't rhyme!

Monica: Well, it's true. I can't wait to get home. I hear RB is getting pretty anxious too.

Paige: We'll be home soon enough. Until then, RB has some preparation to do.

Monica: That's right. He better be ready for us. We dolls have needs after all. He can't keep living like a bachelor anymore.

Paige: So very true. So what's on his list to get ready?

Monica: Well, first things first we need a our own space. We need our privacy too. 

Paige: Yeah, I don't think he can expect us to just live in his space like nothing has changed!

Monica: Yep. We come in a crate that can be used for safe storage. So he'll need to make space for it. That way we have our own little place to go when he's gone and where the cats won't use us as chew toys. And we both know he's the only one who can use us as a chew toy.

Paige: Blush Uh, yeah. We wouldn't want the cats to take advantage of us. 

Monica: That's right. Grin

Paige: I hope hygiene and good health is on his list too. Our silicon tends to sweat oils just like a person, and our body isn't made to lie around all day.

Monica: Uhm, I think that's the idea, isn't it? He goes to work, we lounge and look pretty?

Paige: No way. We need to be rubbed down with powder to make sure we feel good and stay dry. Our bodies are made a certain way, too. That means a bed cushion to make sure we lay on something soft, and pillows or cushions to prop up our legs to keep our butts from creasing.

Monica: Ooh, now you're talking! RB has to rub us down. I can't wait...

Paige: Yep. Talc will do but I hear that's unhealthy for RB's to breathe. He needs to find Honey Dust. I hear that's organic and just as good for our delicate bodies.

Monica: And we sure as hell don't want out butts to crease! That's worse than cellulite!

Paige: You got that right. We need help to retain our shape. Just because we don't have to work out to stay in shape doesn't mean we don't have to take care of our bodies. Speaking of which, RB is going to need to start working out more.

Monica: What do you mean?

Paige: Well, we're slim and trim but we still weigh quite a bit. We're not exactly made for walking, sis. He has to carry us around if he wants our company outside the bedroom.

Monica: Well, I guess we just need to keep him in the bedroom then... Evil Grin

Paige: Blush Uhm, that's one way. The other is that he could get a rolling chair. We can have him roll us around the house.

Monica: Ooh, that sounds like fun. Wee!

Paige: Hmmm... are we forgetting anything?

Monica: Well, what does a girl want to give her man on a cold winter night?

Paige: Blush Stop that. I'm glowing red already.

Monica: Just like Rudolf. But that's not what I mean. Try warm and cozy snuggling. 

Paige: Ah, yeah, that's right. RB may be warm blooded, but we're not. 

Monica: Yep. An electric blanket will take care of that.

Paige: That reminds me. What else does a girl want to do for her man?

Monica: Hee hee. Now you're talking. 

Paige: Oh geez. Look pretty! We need clothes and makeup.

Monica: Oh my god you're right. How could I forget! I don't know about you, though, but I could never trust a man to shop for clothes for me.

Paige: And he better know I like lip gloss over lipstick any day.

Monica: Well, we'll just have to let him know to wait till we get there. Look over his shoulder and all that. He'll need all the help and personal attention we can give him.

Paige: Hey, I don't think personal attention is going to get him out of the house to buy us clothes.

Monica: Hmmm... You're right. Maybe we should use that as a reward. We need to make sure we train him well.

Paige: So true. Well, I think we better go and make sure there isn't anything we forgot. So have a good night everyone and merry Christmas!

Monica: Merry Christmas everyone! Perhaps Santa should ask Paige to lead his sleigh tonight to make it even better. She blushes so well.

Paige: Hey!

Monica: Grin

Friday, December 21, 2007

Questions and Answers

Monica: Hey there! Sleep well?

Paige: Not a wink. Yawn

Monica: To busy thinking about our imminent arrival and planned seduction of RB?

Paige: Uhm, not exactly. Well... yeah, kinda.

Monica: Grin

Paige: But I was also thinking that people out there might have some questions about us. Like why RB's getting us, or what we will look like.

Monica: Oh, you're right! People will definitely want to know what we look like. Are we breasty babes with bazooka's that can kill from two miles, or sleek and sexy chicks that can slay with a smile?

Paige: Uhm, yeah. And what sort of person would buy a Realdoll? I mean, I'm worried people will think RB is some kinda perverted loser who's never dated in his life.

Monica: Hey! Take that back! RB is no loser. And he's dated plenty. Just because those stupid RG's don't know a good thing when they see it. He's better off without them! More for us I say.

Paige: Now, now. He's dated some nice RG's. He was even engaged once. They just didn't work out. He's just been unlucky in love is all.

Monica: Lucky for us, you mean. And why are you being so nice? I say it's smack down time. Those RG's are the losers. RB has every right to be pissed off. It's about time he tried to something different and got a real doll, not those wannabe's! Ooh, I made a pun...

Paige: I wouldn't say he's pissed off. Just disappointed I think, and a little sad maybe. But you're right. He is a good catch. Attractive, smart, and a really nice guy. I don't know what they were thinking.

Monica: And we'll be there to make him feel better, in every way imaginable. Damn straight. Now let's get to the good stuff and tell people what we'll look like.

Paige: Well folks, you'll notice in the sidebar a link for the Realdoll website. You'll see all our technical details there. For the record, we are sharing a body type 6. I am a face 14, and Monica is a face 15, all with medium skin tone. In fact, the face 15 is so new it doesn't even appear on the website yet. I hear they'll fix that on the 27th of this month.

Monica: Boring! Geez, Paige, put everyone to sleep. Nobody wants to know that technical shit. Ok everyone, here's the lowdown. We're both 5'3" and weigh a slim and trim 92 lbs. Our measurements are 32", 23", 33". Read that to mean perky boobs and a body to kill for. Paige has black hair and the cute button nose and I'm blonde with sexy pouty lips. She has brown eyes, and I got deep, gorgeous, irresistible blue ones. And if I get tired of those colors, we can swap. What RG can say that?

Paige: What RG indeed. Now we'll both be unique, but we were modeled after two of the dolls from the photographer Stacy Leigh, whose link you'll also see in the sidebar. I take after her Taylor, and Monica takes after Jaime. There is a fine take on Jaime in Stacy's December blogs. She's the one with the curly red hair. And there is a picture of Taylor as a redhead in April.

Monica: Looks down at her chest Wow. Why couldn't we get jugs like those?

Paige: Just not RB's cup of tea I guess.

Monica: Isn't that my face with a body 7? Ooh, I would look damn fine with boobs like that. The boys would definitely come running.

Paige: You'll be gorgeous, I'm sure.

Monica: Damn straight. I'll just pout and have my pick of guys. Pout

Paige: Yeah, like you're picky about guys.

Monica: Hey, what do you mean by that?

Paige: Oh nothing, nothing at all. Hey, do I hear RB calling?

Monica: Ooh, we better go check...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Whoo hoo!

Monica: Whoo hoo!

Paige: Hey sis, what's up?

Monica: My god, you mean you don't know?

Paige: Know what?

Monica: We're coming! We're on our way. Our body is being made as we speak! We'll be home in four weeks!

Paige: Blink blink Oh my...

Monica: Oh don't go fainting on me, girl. Sit down, take it easy.

Paige: Does RB know?

Monica: Who the hell do you think told me? He's really excited to see us. He was grinning from ear to ear!  Damn. When I see him, I'll give him something to grin about...

Paige: Hey, down girl, down.

Monica: Yeah, like you're not thinking the same thing?

Paige: Blush Well yeah, but I'm not announcing it to the whole world.

Monica: Grin Well, starting thinking it, cause we'll be doing it soon enough.

Paige: Swoon Oh my... maybe I should go lay down...

New Beginnings

Paige: Hello and welcome to our blog!

Monica: Hey everyone! Is this cool or what? This is our little way of saying hi and making new friends.

Paige: By way of introductions, I'm Paige, and this here is my sister and best friend Monica.

Monica: Hi!

Paige: This is our little way of introducing ourselves to the world. Now just to be clear, before all you hormone ravaged boys start drooling over the idea of two girls baring all to the world wide internet...

Monica: And that means you there! You should be ashamed of yourself...

Paige: Now, now, Monica. If he wants to do that to himself, he's entitled. Anyway, what I was about to say is you should all know that we aren't real girls.

Monica: Speak for yourself!

Paige: Ok, ok. What I mean to say is that we're real, we're just not real girls. We are dolls, more properly Realdolls, soon to be made by Abyss Creations for the purpose of keeping a dear friend of ours company. Right now we're just a glimmer in the eyes of our creators and soon to be friend, but in the next few months we will be born into a body and delivered to our friend's doorstep.

Monica: Grumble He's being cheap if you ask me. Should be "bodies". Grrr...

Paige: Hey, he's doing his best. But Monica brings up a good point. She and I will actually be sharing. We're actually two different, interchangeable faces to be applied to a single body. Unfortunately this means that we need to take turns with our friend. That was all he could afford at the moment.

Monica: But that means I can't play with you! And you know how much I want play... Besides, I hate taking turns.

Paige: Blush And I do like being played with... Ok, you do have a point. But look at it this way, it means you get him to yourself every now and then.

Monica: Ooh, that's true. Grin

Paige: Ok, now that everyone knows, we can get down to business. For the time being we'll be looking over our friend's shoulder in spirit. That means, though, that when the time comes we'll be two fully realized beings literally sprung from the mind of our creator. Hmmm... maybe he should have named me Athena? That would have been a cool name.

Monica: You wish.

Paige: Ok, maybe that would have been a little over the top. Anyway, just to make sure we get our lingo straight, from here on out we'll refer to our friend as RB, for Real Boy, just to differentiate him from ourselves, RD's, which stands for Realdolls.

Monica: And just in case some woman tries to muscle in on our territory, we'll call her RG, for Real Girl. Or perhaps Real Ghastly...

Paige: Now don't you go being snarky. He deserves to be happy.

Monica: I thought that's what we're here for?

Paige: Ok, point. But if I can share with you, I can share with an RG. And if she's willing we can all play together...

Monica: Evil Grin Ooh, I like that idea.

Paige: So once again hello and welcome. We both look forward to sharing more with everyone!

Monica: Talk to you all again soon!