Paige: Sorry for being so quiet, but we're on vacation.
Monica: In Japan!
Paige: It's hard getting computer access out here, and we're paying by the minute, so we need to keep it short. Hope all is well with everyone out there. It's been an absolute blast!
Monica: I love this country!
Paige: That's because everyone in Japan loves a blonde, sis. Here everyone looks like me. They hardly notice.
Monica: Well, I can't say I'm sorry for the attention. Besides, RB still notices you, my dear. He sure loves those Japanese chicks, and you're right up his alley.
Paige: Grin Yep, I sure am.
Monica: Hey, did you see the clothes he got us? You'll be looking like a Japanese school slut in no time flat.
Paige: And you he gets a kimono. Go figure. Nothing is fair in this world.
Monica: Turn about is fair play, my dear.
Paige: I'm sure I'd have a witty retort for that if we weren't out of time. So take care everyone and we'll see you back in the states.